the bean on the scene 4/12 – 4/14

ah, vacationing at my parent’s house in sunny florida…rather than tracking pop culture gossip, i’ve been doing my next favorite things…boat riding / fishing, tanning on the beach, feasting on fresh seafood…why do i not live down here again? who wants to go on vacation again next month?!

seen in your city:
hmmmmm….no one.

here are happenings from the past few days, in no certain order. because i’m on a mini-vacation and i don’t feel like putting things in order.

wow brad you are lame-o. as if we didn’t already know that. i mean, it’s not enough that you have morphed into some ultra-weird jolie groupie/lover but now you have to steal her 4yo son’s hairstyle. looks slightly cool on maddog…not cool at all on you.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/angelina_jolie_and_brad_pitt_in_africa/

“baby will not have catholic baptism…”. yes and with any luck, baby will not get beamed up into scary scientologist UFO b/c katie will somehow snap out of her trance and run screaming from the “silent delivery room”…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060413/ap_en_mo/people_cruise;_ylt=AoMrs0dS3crdhqRzL3nOQ2txFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA

and another from the cruiseazy files…this is awesome…it’s going among my top blogs…
http://www.babytomkat.blogspot.com/

i think taylor was quite drunk when he played in “passing through” in my college daze…or was i just drunk while at the band party? yeah that was probably it.
http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060413165809990001

wow this is freaky…it would only look more realistic if she had white powder above her lip and possibly a slight nose bleed…
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/lindsay_lohans_wax_figure/

yes this is from a few days ago…but annie here you go. the “a”-loving couple has spawned. possible names include aaron, saarah, maary, or maybe the ever-popular baarron. ok dumb i know. but it’s late and i’m delirious.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12271811/

DW try to get the scoop this weekend in the ATL…ferg is not cute i hope the kid looks more like hottie toddie josh…
http://barbiemartini.blogspot.com/2006/04/fergster-has-baby-on-board.html#links

quotes from paris:

“Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image.” really? because i didn’t think you could get much cheaper than a one-cent whore.

“I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books.” and by great voice, do you mean compared to a dying cat? did anyone catch that clip of paris serenading hef on his birthday? ouch. but i do like how she called herself an “artiste”…i’ll have to start calling her ART haha.

stray kitty thinks molly is a genius. if only he lived in NYC, then he too could become a world famous cat just for getting into quite a pickle. steph have you checked this out yet? can’t believe i missed this weekend in manhatten.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/14/nyregion/14cat.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

berg here’s your new polo for spring. just please do me two favors…1)don’t pop your collar and 2)replace this faggy sears model. my fave is the one in the light blue shirt. in that one, he’s trying to decide what sort of cookies to bake his gay lover. “chocolate chip? or sugar? let me look off into the distance and the answer will come to me.”
http://store.skullandbonesjps.com/menspolos.html

ok it’s late and i’ve got lots of beaching to do tomorrow. so i’m out…let me know what all i’ve missed out on lately…apparently a pretty awesome “peep” show at an NYC piano bar according to steph’s hard-to-hear phone call. but i think they were easter peeps. you know, my faves.

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